Satire: Muslims outraged over having nothing to riot about
“Scores were injured and numerous buildings were burnt to the ground in the city of Itsnotsobad in the Islamic Republic of Whereizitstan, after a riot was started by peaceful Muslims who expressed outrage over five straight days of no provocation or insults from the West.
“Mahmoud Iwannariotbad, a local businessman who sells detonators, wire, and dynamite to the local mosque construction industry, stated that the violence began when a group of men hanging around in his store began discussing the fact that no new anti-Islam films, subway advertisements, or Pamela Geller blog postings had appeared for a number of days.
“One of them began shouting, ‘They are NOT INSULTING us because they think we are all violent, stupid thugs and not peace-loving sons of the prophet. This is an insult to Islam! Let’s kill them!‘
“‘Suddenly, they all wanted to buy detonators, wire, and dynamite,’ Mr. Iwannariotbad continued. ‘I thought they were going to break ground for a new Islamic cultural center or [continue to read the rest of this satirical piece on the People’s Cube.]”